naaster

the opposite of a ladies man. a man who does not talk to girls or has 0 chance of pussy.

bill: do u get pussy?
Shehe: whats pussy?
bill : your a total naaster.

by puck4life October 26, 2010

Napsturbate

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

by Wolflobot October 31, 2013

Nart

Nart can be any derogatory word in the world, you just replace it for any bad word you want to use.

"Bro you actually smell like a frignart nart you chum bucket nart."

"Stop being a cumjizzlenart"

by Birthdayyy April 12, 2021

narsty

SO nasty, beyond disgusting, grosser than gross. Use it to describe food, people, outfits, feelings, anything narsty.

look at her....shes just so NARSTY

by Jillianj April 28, 2006

Nart

To Nut (ejaculate) and Fart (pass gas) simultaneously.

Dick and had eaten a bunch of spicy mexican food earlier in the day. When he got home he managed to talk Jane into giving up the goods. His gut was so bubbly from the food earlier he Narted at the end.

by The Skeptile December 1, 2009

narsis

a roman goddess who was very Powerful however very rude and nasty!

Example: 'I am going to make a flood into the sea,That will kill all of humainty...'Narsis

by Rose Sketch August 10, 2014

Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013