dirty nacho

When a seriously inebriated male (usually almost to the point of alcohol poisoning) vomits all over the head of a girl performing oral sex on him. Also known as a "peurto rican bath."

I gave that slut a dirty nacho and she didn't even notice.

by Chuck the Jay November 3, 2006

Nacho Nigger

A racial slur used to describe a person of Mexican heritage.

"Hey, that nacho nigger just stole my bike!"

by dirtygirl75 June 19, 2014

nacho tower

A business or leisure suit worn without a tie.

"Do I need to wear a tie to eat at that restaurant?"

"No, a nacho tower is good enough."

by squeamish June 11, 2006

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

bitch nacho

It’s essentially a bitch taco, but with more meat, moisture, and mess.

That Jeff dude is a bitch nacho, but with more cheese.

by KageReza April 23, 2018

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019