Muzzle touch

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Mizzled

Beyond good. Beyond off the hook. To a degree of festiveness that exceeds the capacity of most human comprehension.

SNAP!!! THATS STRAIGHT TRIPPIN! Why if that was any better it would be mizzled!!!!
on the other hand...
Alpacas, the most unmizzled animals in the world, pray upon small children while they are asleep and eat their limbs.

by The GRAKAT Dictionary May 7, 2005

muzzle blast

This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.

"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"

"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"

"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."

or

(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"

"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"

by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009

muzzle dance

In Halo, jumping while spinning in circles. Done best whilst on top of an opponents dead body, or with the oddball. An alternative way of mocking to a "t-bag"

person 1: HA he got punched in the FAACE. MUZZLE DANCE!...

Vook: What are you doing?
Delgado: t-baggin him?
Vook: Thats so last year brahh.. 2010 is the year of the muzzle dance.
Delgado: Thank youuuu

by Agent Vook November 27, 2010

Dick Muzzle

a person who is not realistic, has a "my way or the highway" attitude when they are clearly in the wrong.

Kathleen and George are being complete Dick Muzzles about the Verizon Bill, I didn't even know we had cable!

by crazybitchesanonymous January 5, 2012

Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.

Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!

by mart_b November 6, 2006

Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

by DFaseen September 6, 2011