8 definitions by Ahawk75
by Ahawk75 August 5, 2009
This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.
"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"
"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"
"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."
or
(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"
"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"
"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"
"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."
or
(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"
"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"
by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009
A individual (s) who whines whenever people do things that aren't considered "green friendly". They will complain, lament, criticize and moan while exhibiting a sense of annoying superiority and self aggrandizment. You will see these people driving their Prius, wearing hemp, and buying ridiculously high priced items at Whole Foods. They will complicate the most simplest of actions just to ensure that nothing gets sent to a landfill. Although they are well intentioned, their message is ultimately lost upon the rest of the ignorant, uniformed schmucks of society who haven't the patience to deal with their incessant whining. These people also tend to come from upper middle class white socio-economic group.
"We should all bring in our own plates so as to avoid using paper plates! It would be less waste and we'd protect the enviroment!"
"Oh god, here she's goes again, another greenie weenie!"
(This actually happened at work. Turns out she really didn't want to pay $3 per month to help with party supplies!)
or
"I'm so happy with my Prius because I know I'm doing my part by saving the Earth. But why can't everyone else see the light?!"
"Ohh geez, you sound like a real greenie weenie"
"Oh god, here she's goes again, another greenie weenie!"
(This actually happened at work. Turns out she really didn't want to pay $3 per month to help with party supplies!)
or
"I'm so happy with my Prius because I know I'm doing my part by saving the Earth. But why can't everyone else see the light?!"
"Ohh geez, you sound like a real greenie weenie"
by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009
People who are on the extreme far left side of the political spectrum, i.e., Green Peace, PETA, or similar minded people who want to save the Earth but who are so hardcore they frighten most people away. These are the folks you see tying themselves to trees to save the owls or throw red paint on ladies who wear fur coats. They're usually vegans who eat nothing but a rice noodle and diet water yet have the money to afford filet mignon. They are the ideological opposite of the ultra-right conservative yet are equally vociferous and staunch in their beliefs while being just as obnoxious and full of shit.
"Meat is murder, meat is murder!!!"
"Yes, you buncha ultra libs! It's tasty, tasty murder!" (smacks lips)
"Fur is murder, fur is murder!!" (throws red paint on your fur coat)
"Goddamn it, you ruined my mink coat, you ultra lib asshole!!"
"Omigod, don't drink the tap water, it's been tainted with chlorine!!"
"Yeah, whatever you say pal, why don't you go drink the water in Bangladesh and see what's floating in their water, you ultra lib prick!"
"Yes, you buncha ultra libs! It's tasty, tasty murder!" (smacks lips)
"Fur is murder, fur is murder!!" (throws red paint on your fur coat)
"Goddamn it, you ruined my mink coat, you ultra lib asshole!!"
"Omigod, don't drink the tap water, it's been tainted with chlorine!!"
"Yeah, whatever you say pal, why don't you go drink the water in Bangladesh and see what's floating in their water, you ultra lib prick!"
by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009
A nice, fat, sticky, potent joint of the finest cheeba that will elevate your mind and send you to the moon with a Kool Aid smile on your face. A fatty bombatty is most enjoyed while watching a good movie, listening to music (particularly reggae and trip hop) and in the company of good friends to share the love. Just bring chips, dip, iced tea and Reese's peanut butter cups ;)
"Ohh dude, I gotta hold of some killer bud last night, I say we roll a fatty bombatty and watch Afro Samurai!"
"So whatcha waitin' for, spark it up, man!!"
"So whatcha waitin' for, spark it up, man!!"
by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009
A fart; typically a loud, airy fart that is expelled in a strong, short burst which sounds like your ass sneezed.
by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009
The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.
"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
by Ahawk75 August 21, 2009