Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 6, 2019

murph

buff or strong

I'm going to the gym so I can get murph.

by realkanaka808 June 27, 2020

Murph

To get slapped bitch slapped when you forget something

“What’s the name of the app again”

“I’m gonna fuckin Murph you”

**~Murph~**

by Bigstunna August 20, 2022

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 March 9, 2018

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 15, 2022