Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.

Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!

by Coog1983 July 21, 2009

Wal Mart Mentality

When someone habitually buys the cheapest whatever available, only to have to replace it every three months.

My girlfriend had to buy new shoes every other month! Thank god I broke her of the wal mart mentality.

by Pyrochazm April 4, 2011

Doc Martens

Also known as Doc's and Dr. Martens very well known for having a yellow stitching that bonds the bubbery air cushion sole. This footwear was developed by Dr. Klaus Märtens of Germany. The first Dr. Martens boots in the United Kingdom came out on 1 April, 1960 (hence known as style 1460 and still in production today) with an eight-eyelet, cherry-red, Nappa leather design. Doc's where first worn by working class people, then later adopted by the skinheads and punk rockers in the late 1960's. Goths, new wavers, and hardcore punks wore them in the 80's then they where adopted by the grungers and skankers in the 90's. Today, Doc's have been gaining popularity back by Indie, bohemians, urban twenty-something's, stoners, even college kids.

Doc Martens carry out many functions. They're great for camping out, riding a bike, kicking A**, getting your A** kicked, keeping your feet warm, looking sexy, being a fashion rebel

Her Doc Martens look cute. My Doc Martens got scuffed while I was breaking a fall on my fixie. I went to the independent art gallery and every five people where sporting a pair of Doc Martens. These Doc Marten feel comfy on my feet.

by TheBoogieLady October 20, 2010

Wal-Mart

Sole hick hangout of any small town in Oklahoma. On a given friday night, you'll will be either at the crappy football team's home game, Wal-Mart, or if you're a druggie, the nasty old skating rink. You can a) get drugs, b) watch two hillbillies fight, c) watch the football team lose again, simultaneously losing what little faith you had for your team, or d) buy food/ watch all the hick people and run into someone else that has stayed in this ghetto town, in lieu of going to college and getting a life. There're just so many options. NOT!

hicks Oklahoma Wal-Mart

by Jeromeflies September 23, 2011

Marta

The best friend in the whole entire world and the most perfect person that could ever come into your life! The only person that can make you smile every time you think about them no matter what kind of mood you're in. Anyone who doesn't know a Marta should could get to know one because who knows, one day they could change your life :)

Person 1: Hey, do you know that Marta chick?
Person 2: Oh hell yeah I do! That's my best friend in the entire world!
Person 1: I wish I had a Marta...
Person 2: I bet you do, who doesn't? :)

by mynameisnotalexis August 21, 2010

K mart

Ghetto small mall

I got my food stamps! let go to K-mart.

by 5.0phil January 28, 2003

Ghetto Wal-Mart

When every hoochie with a bad(and multi-colored) hair weave, pink slippers, some kind of animal print and gold teeth goes to Wal-Mart. Sometimes accompanied by one of their baby Daddy. Various rednecks can be found there as well...usually missing teeth, wearing a Rebel Flag on their clothing, and dragging dirty brats who look like the offspring of siblings.

Going to the Ghetto Wal-Mart makes you feel like you've lowered your IQ level.

by Hy Maint Princess September 24, 2005