mp

Commonly used in text, this stands for "Me Personally".

Nerd: I don't understand why Monster Energy gets so much hate. I think they have some good drinks mp.
Based GigaChad: Well mp you're just a fucking nuketard.

by geode8726 May 28, 2024

MP Farm

This is a type of targeter on Roblox Ragdoll Universe that usually isn't very good (most of the time they are Level 25+)

Oh look! It's my favourite MP Farm, oTCMine, that'll be a free 1k MP!

by Xinnomel June 28, 2025

MP

Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Shipping paper records from 71 buildings across the country to New York over this weekend? It would draw too much attention.

That sounds like a YP, not an MP.

MR. ROBOT S3E4

by jbobthe3rd January 4, 2021

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015