Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.

"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."

by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007

Moustache

noun

pronounced: mous-tache

a female mustache

Look at the moustache on Jessica.

by Andreides November 25, 2010

moustache

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

by sarcastasticnostalgia August 25, 2011

Moustache Man

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

by Watson221b May 17, 2011

Mario Moustache

This is plain and simple, when your getting sexual with someone and then once the man cums (it can be with female juices too ;D ) get some jizz and quickly draw a moustache starting inwards and going outwards and shout 'Its'a me MARIO!!'

Sarah : 'What is white stuff on that girl/guys moustache?'
Emily: 'LOL its crusty!'
Rachel: 'Yes I fucking mario'd him ;) '

Hence mario moustache

by TheMarionator October 14, 2010

dusty moustache

1) (adjective) when, a day or so after shaving,a person has the very faintest of hairs growing through on the upper lip, not enough to call a real moustache, but too noticeable not to have its own name.

2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their bum after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip

3) (noun) gwen stefani

1) i understand it took howard moon one month to grow that dusty moustache

2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache

3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo

by seanymcsean November 22, 2006

free moustache ride?

When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.

I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?

by randy the kount October 27, 2010