Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.
by Kalzar September 27, 2007
Get the Morte Warriormug. 
by mouthbreater July 5, 2021
Get the mortmug. by JD4455 December 22, 2021
Get the Mortmug. A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
Get the Mortmug. The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
Get the Mort takesmug.