Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

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Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world

“I Stan Jen Morrison”
Oh, so you have good taste in idols

by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021

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Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.

Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.

by Grindrboi August 28, 2021

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Morrison Move

An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.

1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face

3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence

5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door

7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency

She was feral and pulled a total Morrison Move on the agency.

by Damaged Marketing Execuitve December 7, 2018

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