Monster

A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0

Joey:Can I have some of that.?

Chirss:My monster energy drink?

by Araceliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 22, 2009

MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

by TAT1azn April 4, 2009

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2009

Monster

its a drink losers

dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids

by luulol June 3, 2021

monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011

The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

by OldBallz December 29, 2009