An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH December 28, 2005
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A latin lesbian who tends to be an ass but deep down is a total slut. She loves to have an orgy with 5 females at once 6 if she is in a good mood. A dirty monika tends to get wet every time she encounters an attractive female.
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Get the Monika mug.A Yandere girl who would delete/kill everyone around you just so they can be with you they are obsessed with you they always hide the fact that they are obsessed and act nice but they can be mean and snap on other people around you
Mikey:your really scaring me stop being a monika!
Sarah:IM NOT A MONIKA I JUST LOVE YOU AND YOUR ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS!
Sarah:IM NOT A MONIKA I JUST LOVE YOU AND YOUR ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS!
by Kya Chan August 19, 2018
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by Briam September 1, 2003
Get the monitor mug.Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005
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