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mooking

the act of fidgeting with one's genitals (typically male) as a nervous response to arousal, and not for direct sexual stimulation. sometimes performed as an act of courtship or with the intent of seduction.
Mike: I was walking down the street and some guy jumped out and started aggressively tugging at his balls in front of me.

Jake: That was the Boston Mooker! He was mooking you, you got mooked!
by terriblebirthdaygift July 12, 2024
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mockingbird media

It’s all the mockingbird media man. They’re out to get trump
by Sicilian Cowboy November 30, 2023
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Mooching

The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
by EDD97 March 24, 2024
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Scrooge McDucking

The act of stuffing spare change into one’s vagina and then proceeding with sexual intercourse
We hit it big on the penny slots. We are going to celebrate by Scrooge McDucking her with the tokens.
by MrMister004 March 10, 2022
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The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.
Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
by Rob98000 July 8, 2024
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To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021
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To Kill A Mockingbird

Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.

Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.
To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself
by Deez1457899 August 5, 2022
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