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matrix

VERB;
When a guy and a girl hang out, one of them goes in for a kiss, and the other denies him or her by pulling his or her head away.
"Bitch, you just got matrixed by that hot girl."
"Way to matrix that ugly chick bro."
by BGBTKE March 6, 2008
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matrix

to run so fast that your feet seem to disappear and you appear to run UP a wall
Brian matrixed around the room as he ran away from Shatisha with her love note from Dyquan.
by teach kids February 4, 2010
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alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
by frapeham3 November 30, 2011
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matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.
"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."
by Silence February 28, 2004
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Matrix Revolutions

The final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy, the Matrix Revolutions ends the war between humans and the machines.

Despite what the critics say, this is a kickass movie with an incredible fignt at the end between Neo and Agent Smith.
by adonkeyisaass November 6, 2003
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matrix-O's

The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon
Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's some achievement.
by jonjo February 25, 2005
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Pull a Matrix

To "pull a matrix" is to "forget" that any sequels of a particular movie existed. By not acknowledging the crapiness of the second and possibly third sequel, you boost the awesomeness of the original.
#1: Ok... that last Pirate movie sucked!
#2: yeah man, I'm just gonna pull a matrix on that... just like I did with Spiderman.
#1: Good idea man... I gotta jet, I have go watch "The land before time #10 with my little bro."
by Chantalle June 16, 2007
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