mitch

Doing a 'mitch' is the act of sniping on someones love interest.

Person 1: I really like this guy.
Person 2: Aw that is cool.
...
Shortly followed by person 2 making a move on the guy...thus doing a mitch.

by Mitchieboo101 September 15, 2013

Mitch

(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!

'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'

by Bradtacular May 11, 2013

Mitch

A unit of measure which equates to 5 feet and four inches, or 64 inches.

Jon is about 1 and 1/8 Mitchs tall.

by sturmiscool September 29, 2011

Mitch

a boys name. or a word for bitch but directed at a male, it is a mix of the words male and bitch. it is a word used a lot in the tv show Real husbands of Hollywood.

guy 1: "Dude did you hear what that guy did? he totally snitched on you to the principal!"
guy 2: "yea I know he's such a weak ass mitch!! he better not open his mouth again or I'm gonna beat his ass!"

by skullcandybabe January 11, 2015

Mitch

A term used to call any object, animate or inanimate, that is smaller than it normally is

Jay's new camera is a mitch. It's smaller than an apple!

by Talerman October 19, 2014

Mitch

A boy who has a triangular shaped figure with washboard abs and often goes for the flabby women who start with K. which get called special K

That guy who looks like a triangle holding hands with that fat bitch is a mitch

by Laraboys April 11, 2010

Mitch

A man who stays home and cooks, cleans and generally takes care of the house while his wife is at work. To put it simply, a man-bitch.

Kelsey: "Wow, Denise, your house looks amazing, so nice and clean. How do you manage it with your busy job?"

Denise: "Jake takes care of it. He is a handy mitch to have around."

by Soxy Lady April 25, 2011