loosh meister

nawlins native who gets dat pussy wet

damn son, you a loosh meister

by Margi K October 16, 2010

Clunge-meister general

The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.

Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.

by JHold93 February 26, 2011

Mexistash

A hidden collection of Mexican Cannabis.

Hey, someone found my mexistash and smoked it all.

by Miiiiikkkkkeeee April 29, 2008

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

Greeze Meister

The act of greezin a friend

Aye yo Perma, why you gotta be a Greeze Meister to Scott like that??

by Adonay Ja May 11, 2008

tit meister

A person(he/she) who is in deep love with tits.

Dude, i saw Tom yesterday masturbating to picture of tits. He is SUCH a tit meister!

by titty galore April 29, 2009

cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!

Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.

by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008