shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 6, 2015

go fuck myself

Do something to pretend you are busy, when you get rejected.

Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.

Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.

by Marks_beast May 19, 2017

I Hate Myself

A wondrous lo-fi emo band from the 1990s.

Stephen: "I Hate Myself, my favorite emo band, had only one full length LP."

Mark Ibold: "That's rough, buddy."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

oh myself

Way of referring to yourself as "god". As opposed to "OH MY GOD."

Oh myself, I just realized I'm amazing.

by Courtney C. April 30, 2008

quitetly chuckling to myself

"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.

Part of the issr

Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)

by Forces May 11, 2006

HIGH 5 MYSELF

The act of smacking your own hands high above your head to prevent looking like a dork when you go to high 5 someone and they leave you hanging.

Me: "I finally got that big acccount!!!"
Boss: Stares at you then starts to walk away
Me: HIGH 5 MYSELF (smack hands above my own head)

by Denise White November 3, 2007

Crackin myself up

Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)

haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA

ohh i love crackin myself up

by LBK:) June 24, 2009