hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

by underdawg November 10, 2008

merch link in bio

When someone (a YouTuber) says "merch link in bio" it means he wants your money! Going to the "link in the bio" proves how naive of a person you are.

Jake Paul : MERCH LINK IN BIO
11 year old pleb : HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT 50$ SHIRT!!!!

by Ramdomando May 16, 2018

Larry Merchant

HBO Boxing commentator who is usually drunk by the time the main event is on. He is biased as hell, but is a very funny and likable person. Many fans believe he is homosexual and his past commentarites sugges that he takes it up the ass!

Larry Merchant takes it up the ass!

by Boxing Fan July 2, 2009

Merchenary

A band or artist's merch guy or girl who sells their merchandise (shirts, cds, stickers, buttons, etc.) at shows.

"That merchenary is so good. He was able to sell all of Nickelback's merch even though they suck!"

by Pissinmerightoff November 18, 2009

meschac

Just an overall awesome type of person, generally funny and very impersive

I wish everyone was more like meschac

by XluckyX June 6, 2016

merchase

The desperate need to make up a word that doesn't exist.

We told Greg he could not merchase during the game.

by Smokymtngirl January 29, 2021

Morscht

The Anglicized spelling of the German pronunciation of the superlative form of the English words "Yes" and "More".

Positive! Comparative! Superlative! Yes! More! Morscht! In that order!

by Morscht is a real word! August 19, 2022