Merritt

An absolute goddess. An amazing strong women with unremarkable beauty ultimately a female deity. Someone all the guys can’t help but stare at.

“That girl is an absolute Merrit. She’s so fine.”
She is so pretty her name has to be a Merritt

by Yeahtwinkletoes March 4, 2019

Merritt

A popular male student who is very sweet, good looking, and very intelligent. He has dark eyes that are easily distracting and dark, curly hair. Best friend of Luke, sometimes he's stuck-up, but most times he's the most charming person you'll ever meet.

"Have you seen Merritt today?"
"Yes, I can't wait to see him again!"

"That kid is so perfect, his name has to be Merritt."

by Brentyboo April 25, 2009

marmite

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

"Oh God no! The Marmite is coming for us!"

"Marmite ... it gets you in your lunch."

by Slayer April 7, 2003

Merritt

The greatest guy on Earth. His eyes are distracting. He has the cutest smile and the funniest laugh. He is a bit shy, but he is a great boyfriend. He will tell you he loves you every day and his eyes make you melt and make you feel like you are the most important girl on earth. He is an amazing soccer player, an amazing guy, and an average student. He loves sports and old music. If you have a Merritt, never let him go. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

"Oh my god I think I'm in love."
"Hmmm, did you meet a Merritt?"
"How did you know!?!?"
"You're one lucky girl!"

by greensnowleopard101 March 23, 2013

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmitification

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.

Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

by Its tricky May 18, 2011