Melon Balling

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

by Belldemon July 7, 2006

Melon Muncher

Juan

hi juan
nigger melon muncher faggot

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.

by itsross May 4, 2008

melon-balling

to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.

In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.

by schwanka April 17, 2009

Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing

by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016