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Megan

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She is kind and helpful and will make you feel cared about. She will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world if you know her and to be her man would make you the wealthiest man in the world. When you are around her you need nothing else except for more time. The moment she walks into a room she has captured your eyes and her looks will not let you have them back until she is out of sight.

Although she may be out of sight, she will mever be out of mind. It is the thought of her that provides motivation and keeps you going through the day. It is to the thought of her to which you fall asleep at night, thinking that there is no one else in the world that you would rather be with right now.

Megan is a pearl, a diamond, and an angel. One of which that will never escape your mind. Once she enters your life she immediately becomes your top priority and anyone who cannot see her beauty is either blind or a fool. For any wise man that lays his eyes upon her will drop everything to try to make her his.
Is life without Megan really life at all?
by OGDSM May 4, 2018
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Megan Fox

The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
There are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox.

Not all guys like Megan Fox.
by bliszful July 19, 2010
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Incredibly attractive girl
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meganmayers2019

a georgous girl who is perfect and owns a dog and a cat and has a boyfriend called aimy and has a friend called zoe
i am meganmayers2019 and i slay .
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Pulling a Meghan McCain

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"
I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"
by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009
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Megan Fox

An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.
"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."

or

"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
by LOL@MYDEFINITION! June 21, 2009
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Megan

When you first meet her, she might be a little intimidating but after you get to know her, she's the chillest and nicest person in the world. She tends to speak her mind and not care what peope think of her. She's only a bitch when she needs to be. You can't win an arguement with a Megan. She stays single, she doesn't like to worry about boys because she has better things to do. She's easy to fall in love with but it's hard to get her to fall in love with you but once you get her, keep her, because she's a keeper. Fuck her over once and she's gone forever. She's most defenitely a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Megan isn't bossy, she's the boss.
Person 1: she's super cool!
Person 2: must be a Megan!!
by themfgreatest March 10, 2015
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