Mateo

He’s kinda cute but no one really likes him. Has a huge dildo up his ass at every occasion. Has tons of pimples and he don’t wash himself. Plays soccer and sometimes basketball, but sucks at playing it. Has a huge cock but never uses it.

Alexis: Wow look at Mateo!!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!

by Imdomehardgay December 7, 2018

Mateo

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head

“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt”

by Old John x7 December 1, 2018

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

mateo

dumb ass fuckin bitch

mateo is a dumbass fucking bitch

by sydkney November 18, 2019

Mateo

A kid who is a pain in the ass but fun to be around. He’s a great athlete and has a good head on his shoulders. But boy oh boy is he a pain in the ass!

That kid Mateo is a pain, but he’s still awesome!

by Freshinition November 5, 2018

Mateo

The best boyfriend a guy could ever have. He has the brightest eyes, the softest hands, and is overall adorable. He's smart, funny, cute, and the love of my life. Even though my friend likes him, I will fight for Mateo no matter what. He is my everything, my sun and moon, my stars and planets. I love you.

~ Hudson ❤

Logan: I'm in love with Mateo.
Hudson: Back off bro, he's mine.

by daniels ihoefin December 8, 2021

mattyo

describes something cool, awesome, popular...etc

Kid: Hey! Did you hear about the new lil wayne cd?
Kid 2: yeahh! it's so mattyoo

by nnnnnniikayyyy December 16, 2008