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Masturbating

"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"

It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
"Chad was seen masturbating with Kelly"
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
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Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.
I like mastrubating to porn.
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verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
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Masturbasting

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.
John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.
by Mario140 August 23, 2009
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Mastermating

the act of having sex with your clone.
Boy: I was mastermating with my clone the other night after work.
by MaGar April 6, 2011
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Masturcatting

Stroking a cat more aggressively than may be necessary, and often while making suggestive noises.
Bob: Hey, why does your cat run when I try to pet it?
John: Awwww man, my girlfriend was over here last night, and she was just masturcatting with him all night long.
by Bunny424 January 19, 2013
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No Masturbating March

A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
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