Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

markazh

A Punk, Coward Just Your Average B**** Has No Home Training, Someone You Can't Bring Out In Public

Markazh Ran From A Fight

by THE Smile April 13, 2017

Marquz

Marquz is that kinda' person who jerk off in public, he is VERY special, he can walk to his dad and ask if he can use his fleshlight. Like I said, VERY special.

Look, that guy is gay, he must be an Marquz. I hope he will take the rope

by Ekdahl March 22, 2017

markum

Someone who has extremely small penis.

He got a markum!

by skrrman May 22, 2017