maiden

A unmarried woman, usually a young woman who may or may not have had sexual relations. Another word for "virgin" before "virgin" was imported by the French-speaking Normans.

In olden days, portrayed as a sweet, innocent, fawn-eyed girl who is naïve about sex.

"Girl" and "maiden" were once gender-neutral words that refered to a young person of either sex.

The unfortunate maiden became prey for the dragon.

by Lorelili September 2, 2006

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

Maden

Maden (ma~den) Noun. 1. Origin French. Unique and uncommon. Also referred to as socially - awkward and crazy homosapien. Often mispronounced. Known to challenge or to be challenged. Associated with words such as games play playful madden iron maiden. 2. Origin Greek. Treasure found in Athens. Known to bring luck. Highly favoured.

1. Play with Maden rather than playing Madden NFL or listening to Iron Maiden.
2. Finding Maden brings you luck and favour.

by iarebaboon90 December 27, 2010

iron maiden

Founded by bassist Steve Harris, Iron Maiden infused Thin Lizzy style dueling guitars and throbbing basslines with a more metallic sound, leading the British Heavy Metal explosion circa 1980. Though they've made brilliant music throughout their career (excluding No Prayer for the Dying and Fear of the Dark), Maiden were at their peak from Number of the Beast through Somewhere in Time. Known for blisteringly intense live shows featuring both flawless musicianship and energetic stage antics. Maiden is real fuckin' heavy metal. \m/

"Iron Maiden destroyed at Ozzfest '05. They gave me whiplash of the headbangingest sort. Hell, that was easily worth having to endure 50 minutes of the mallcore Mudvayne." -Me

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Madden 2005

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!

"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."

by Salchite December 9, 2004

mandan dance

involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of methamphetamine.

clucking, picking,flapping, wobbling, mumbling, weaving, paranoid dillusions

black helicopters, shadow people, shit talking
dance again.

involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of meth.

Luckys village idiot obnoxious beaner attracted the attention of many, also those who werent there (see shadow people).

Youre mandan dance will get us searched! chill dude!

Hola cuzzin wanna go mandan dance with Jonas dis weekend?

by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009

Mandelknot

The Mandelknot Set is a kind of knot that you will only ever find your earphone cable to be tied in when not used for a couple of days. It seems to happen spontaneously despite how carefully you wrap the cable round your hand and place it on the desk.
Loosely based on the Mandelbrot Set, the Mandelknot is by far the most annoying thing on the planet... except perhaps Justin Beiber.... or Katie Price.

Shit ... it's gonna take an hour to unravel this Mandelknot, and I only put the earphones down ten minutes ago.

by Old Blue-eyes August 31, 2011