malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020

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Malachi

A stupid nonce that is ass at FIFA and built like joe

Malachi is a nonce

by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022

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Malaeloa

Some cool kid who takes some things serious but will always be there for you:)

Heyyyyyy. Its Malaeloa!

by GetsNoBishes March 3, 2022

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MALACHIPHOBIA

Malachiphobia is the IRRATIONAL fear of 69420#4584. Only playa hatas have this fear... dont be a l-o-s-o-r guys!

"Im very scared of malachi."
"That means you have malachiphobia!"

by malachimizer January 2, 2023

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Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings

John: Man Malachi is such a fuckin faggot cunt
Tot: He should kill himself.

by Your therapist May 17, 2023

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