Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
Get the cockblock mug.Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009
Get the Operational Cockblock mug.Related Words
by Captain Creep January 12, 2015
Get the DockBlock mug.Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to
Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...
by Bam2it September 17, 2020
Get the Cockblocker mug.i hate you, you fucking cockblocker
by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010
Get the cockblocker mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
Get the Chemically Cockblocked mug.1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.