(n): One who has a mastery of the anus which allows them to "cut off" a poop, before they are finished. Very effective loaf cutters are able to slice a poop many times, in such a way that the finished product appears similar to a busted roll of pennies or a sliced banana.
z: "Don't you think q would wanna come here Pearl Jam?--they're coming on the radio in a couple of seconds."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
by Motivational Void. February 11, 2010
Get the Loaf Cutter mug.The drunk and sometimes belligerent cousin of Polkaroo (of the Canadian children's television series Polka Dot Door).
Like Polkaroo, Loadaroo appears as if by magic, often glimpsed only out of the corner of the eye, and leads to drunken adventures. Loadaroo is a very elusive creature, often teasing individuals with the possibility of his presence and then never fully appearing.
Loadaroo most often appears to military personnel and it is debated that they were the first to discover him but civilians have also been known to make contact.
If he is nearby you will know him by his familiar call, "Loadaroo! Loadaroo! Loadaroo!"
Like Polkaroo, Loadaroo appears as if by magic, often glimpsed only out of the corner of the eye, and leads to drunken adventures. Loadaroo is a very elusive creature, often teasing individuals with the possibility of his presence and then never fully appearing.
Loadaroo most often appears to military personnel and it is debated that they were the first to discover him but civilians have also been known to make contact.
If he is nearby you will know him by his familiar call, "Loadaroo! Loadaroo! Loadaroo!"
"Loadaroo came to visit last night and I got totally hammered."
"I was totally loadaroo last night, and I have no idea how I got home."
"I was totally loadaroo last night, and I have no idea how I got home."
by Pin Up Betty August 28, 2011
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Get the loafy mug.A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
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Get the loafis mug.The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.
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Get the loaf cover mug.Last night I drank 15 pints and then went to KFC. You loafcat.
Any more of these cocktails and I'll be a total loafcat.
Any more of these cocktails and I'll be a total loafcat.
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