hoagie load

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.
"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."
by Sharked Sauce November 07, 2011
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Loaded gun

Having a boner
Waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun. I can't contain this anymore I'm all yours. I've got no control
by hoe101 November 08, 2014
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load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
by nefertiti_laker_fan February 04, 2019
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Big load

Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.

"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"

Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.

E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"
After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.
by Llewelyn Dowd August 06, 2023
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Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
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loaded swirly

Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.
by oosiks32 January 15, 2014
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Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.
by Judge dredd7 December 06, 2011
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