Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

by mogwaimon April 5, 2020

Foo Foo Lotion

Any type of lotion specifically designed to make you smell like some type of flower, ocean, or desert.

John was gay cause he used Sweet Pea foo foo lotion.

by gayjohn March 3, 2011

it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003

gothic loltia

A famous style in japan, usually consists of frilly things.Gothic loltia also love everything cute, and everything has to match, like if you had a black dress with white lace at the bottom, then you would need a white headband.

Tiffany- Did you see that girl at the mall? She looked like a porcelain doll!

Ashley- Actually, that's called Gothic loltia, or elegant goth.

by GothXGirlsXLOveXCandy June 2, 2009

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 14, 2008

Loti

I'm laughing on the inside... great way to express when you would laugh but it isn't worth the physical exertion or public embarrassment.

A lot of times people find things funny on social media but don't physically laugh this is a great slightly sarcastic way to express your silent "lmfao" "lol" or "rofl" moment.

Friend: insert funny meme
Me: iloti

by Creature of wonder and mystery October 10, 2017

frozen lotion

frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top

by ithacafreak April 28, 2009