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Nekked License

A document permitting someone to drive without clothes on.
"Hey wanna roll out to Taco Bell, naked?" "Not until we get our nekked licenses, let's be responsible here."
by Julius W March 24, 2007
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artistic license

by Kenthar April 1, 2004
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boaters license

a very large dick that floats like a bouy and you need a license for
Victoria do you have your boaters license? No? Then we will get you a sex change!
by Hoodz May 3, 2005
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Autocorrect license

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015
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007 Licensed to thrill

man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally Bond like,, could launch the space shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters Rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer...
hitcher: Dude I was thumbing the I-5 from Portland to Seattle, when this Bondmoblie pulls up,and this "007 Licensed to thrill hipcat with major Tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from S.R.V. I say, how far you going ?? Driver: usually I go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows Tumwater sound ?? Hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we'll try it blindfolded,,Hitcher: too cool to be true ....
by Wilma Fingerdew September 30, 2009
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driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012
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licensed sassologist

An individual who operates at a professional level of sassiness.
I am impressed at his vocally direct way of interacting with others, It is like he is a licensed sassologist
by sooksookshook August 26, 2011
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