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Stupid Liberal

An idiot who attacks the American right with false, unkind rumors and lies. A left-winger that will do anything to prevent Conservatives from TALKING, including the employing of tactics such as unplugging a reporter's microphone, screaming and yelling at a Republican so they can't get a word in edgewise, ect.
For the best examples of a stupid liberal, see Dr. Truth and Brooklynguy.
by NKU Student October 21, 2006
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Liberal Monopoly

A special version of the popular board game Monopoly, but with a few extra rules:

- One player gets designated the "Welfare Recipient." He sits on the GO square through the entire game, but every time someone else collects money from either rent or passing GO, he gets to collect 10% of it from that player for doing absolutely nothing.

- The Welfare Recipient can, on occasion, go to the Jail square at his leisure, but it is never his fault if he does so, and while there, all the other players must pay $20 every time they pass GO to keep him fed, clothed, warm, and with healthcare while he is in jail.

- On the return trip to the GO square from jail:

-- if the Welfare Recipient lands on any tax squares, the other players must pay it for him in equal shares;

-- if he lands on a rent square, the landlord collects rent from the bank instead of the Welfare Recipient

-- if he lands on Free Parking, he gets to collect any windfall to simulate taking his welfare check to the casino

-- if he lands on a railroad at the same time as another player, he may mug them for 1/5 of their total cash or, if that share would be less than $100, he can kill that player, ending the game for them.

The Welfare Recipient must also always use the CRACK PIPE as their piece of choice; if one doesn't exist, use a real one instead.
For some odd reason, the guy playing the Welfare Recipient is impossible to beat at Liberal Monopoly...
by JustAnotherGuy March 1, 2013
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pathalogical liar

A person who lies so often, they start to believe that if they say it then it must be true. And they expect everyone else to believe them as well.
Katie is such a pathalogical liar, she would be offended if she told you the sky was green and you didn't believe her.
by lenttu October 4, 2004
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Fox News liberal

1. A person who describes themselves as a Democrat, but is actually quite conservative, such as Zell Miller. FOX News always gives them airtime in hopes that they can claim to be "fair and balanced."

2. Someone on FOX News who is actually a liberal, but either dumb or weak, and exists primarily as a punching bag for the conservatives on the show. Alan Colmes is an example.
by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006
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Lbar

Lbar- ( Laughing Bad As Rass)

Its like a New "Lol" or "lmao" But in a spicer way ;)
Use it just as yu use the latter
Billy- Yea and then she fell of the chair
Harry- Omg!! Lbar..
by XxKiwiKaixX March 14, 2010
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Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.
Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*
by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006
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liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.
Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.
by Dude Bob June 3, 2007
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