Lesbionic Plauge

The disease that converts women into Lesbians and men into women and the Lesbians. Scientific name is the M1N93 Virus.

The Lesbionic Plauge is sweeping across Europe and will soon reach the USA.

by Capper August 15, 2006

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021

lesbionage

The covert practice of watching two girls get intimate with each other from a sheltered area.

George: Hey Gregor, nice night-vision goggles you got there! Going for a spot of lesbionage?

Gregor: You betcha!

by crackotfige January 9, 2005

lessica

Multiple meanings:

1. Verb: To enter into a state of previously undocumented fabulosity.

2. Verb: To discombobulate or to be discombobulated.

3. Noun: Sacred union of the gay and the straight as manifested by joyous song and jaunty jig.

1. Sheree lessicad when she got a new haircut.

2. Kathy was lessicad when Leo broke the toys.

by Hellokittypink September 11, 2006

learn you a lesson

1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"

"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."

by bryon lasagna March 22, 2006

Lesbionage

A moment of connection, usually a joke, phrase, or quote, between two homosexual women. Often about old episodes of Buffy or past girlfriends. These moments happen more frequently when the lesbians are friends, exes, or there are a large number of them.

Mia and Alli had total lesbionage when they we were talking about tuna fish at lunch today. I still have no idea what they were talking about.

by Wingy Wonky November 18, 2010