Lappers

British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.

"Lets go and log on to our lappers"

by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.

feuntes quit being a bag lapper

by mr beer January 13, 2008

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Jack-o-Lapple

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010