Langholm

Unfortunate town in the south of Scotland. Really a lost part of Cumbria, this township lacks genetic diversity and humour. Famed for fat men riding horses up a hill, the fact that a famous person once drove through and that their rugby team once won a half without the need for performance-enhancing alcohol.
"Nah, a dae 'hink sae..."
"Aye, nah, a ken, nah a dae 'hink sae..."

Cheif of the Defence Staff: "We need a new nuclear testing ground".

Aide "Have you heard of Langholm?"

by Steve648 August 25, 2008

oh my lanta

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.

Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"

by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

Lantelope

A cross between an antelope and a lion. First discovered in ancient Thera on the island of Santorini. It was supposedly made when the ancient elder antelope decided to do it's yearly ritual and rape a baby lion and thus the lantelope was born.

As said before the elder antelope one this is supported by numerous frescoes found in the area. The most noted fresco is the miniature frieze, you can see in this picture alion chasing an atelope that just stole a baby as a super mega volcano of death exploded.
Another theory of the creation of a Lantelope is that a crazy scientist dude decided to chuck both the animals in a bag and let the magic happen. However this theory is possibly not as well argued because wouldn't a lion eat an antelope?

by PHD Thomas Coyle April 15, 2011

langham creek high school

Also known as Gangham Creek. A high school in Cypress Fairbanks that is known for having many wannabe gang members. Bloods.

Tyrone goes to Langham Creek High School so he must be in a gang.

by Ilikeeatingtoes May 30, 2019

German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Lantini

Piss, "You are Lantini, You are piss!" , to be called Piss in a derogatory manner. Orriginated from the Italian word for Urine. I think.

Steven is Lantini! She is piss!

by Inked July 31, 2006