Kettleitis

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.

"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"

by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

Kettle

A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.

Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.

by Enlightened Serenity May 31, 2018