me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

KMS : kiss my soulmate
Can be utilised when you accidentally use personality A with friend group B. Works through text mostly.
Or just when you actually want to kiss your soulmate.
Can be utilised when you accidentally use personality A with friend group B. Works through text mostly.
Or just when you actually want to kiss your soulmate.
A : I'm so done. Imma kms.
B : Lmao why would you kys?
A : I can't kiss my soulmate in peace or what?
B : Wha-
B : Lmao why would you kys?
A : I can't kiss my soulmate in peace or what?
B : Wha-
by Fwench April 1, 2023

by ihatemymomanddad March 5, 2021

kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.
friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020

by I have the answers October 23, 2019
