cleveland

cleveland, ohio a.k.a. tha land, ctown. is the biggest city in ohio located in northeast ohio is a dangerous city known for the flats downtown where people get tossed off bridges into lake erie and never see anything but the darkness of the abyss again. also located in the middle of tha map where alot of people get claped the average person growin up in cleveland have a hard time makin it to the age of 20. known for the indians cavs and browns and people that disrespect it get drowned.

guy1: man u heard bout dem katz dat got clapped

guy2: yeah dey were from pittsburgh and got dey life snatched N cleveland

by greg9908 January 12, 2009

Cleveland Steamboat

A sexual act where the girl lies down on her back with her top off and the guy stands over her, finishing on her chest. He then turns around and squats down, dropping his balls on to her chest as he rubs them in his own ejaculate towards her stomach, leaving a trail of semen similar to the wake of a steamboat. As he finishes rubbing his balls over her stomach, he pumps his fists and yells "woo wooooo!!"

Guy standing with his friends
*phone rings*
guy *answers phone* "hello"
girl "woo woooo!"
guy *hangs up* i gotta go give this bitch a cleveland steamboat, i'll catch you guys on the flip side

by mike fellatio October 26, 2004

cleveland

Otherwise known as "tha land" or "C land i.a". we are a diversed people with a large underground hip hop community. We are also famous for talking "in tha ski" wut it dooskiby tha ABM officiallz. We are also known for rap artists ill eagle,corey bapes,ray cash al fatzandchip tha ripper, not to forget rap immortals bone thugs n harmony.we also have a big drug community. other than for being poor and rap we are known for sports(cleveland cavaliers, cleveland indians.another thing we are known for is cappin. we are also the birthplace of rock and roll. cleveland has commonly been referred to as the mistake on the lake.little do they know this the deadliest city in america.cleveland is steadily progressing there way up the pop culture map and easily one of the greatest american cities.

cleveland be cappin on does broke hoes.

by jordansmith February 17, 2008

Cleveland Indians

The baseball team with the finest, most honorable mascot: Chief Wahoo.

Chief Wahoo is wonderful! He offends all white liberals, including Hillary Clinton and Senaturd Kennedy. All hail the Cleveland Indians!

by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007

Cleveland Screamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!

Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!

by Timmy L April 13, 2008

Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

by bwanab December 16, 2008