n. a seemingly straight woman who makes a habit of stealing lesbian girlfriends of other lesbians, either for recurring hook-ups or one night stands
v. to steal (as a straight woman) a lesbian partner/girlfriend of another lesbian
v. to steal (as a straight woman) a lesbian partner/girlfriend of another lesbian
Brenda says she loves her husband and kids, but she's a total klepto-snatch when she heads out to My Sister's Room.
That Brenda may be all smiles at the charter school board meeting, but if she tries to klepto-snatch Clarisse again I'm going to slap-jack that trick, Philly-style.
That Brenda may be all smiles at the charter school board meeting, but if she tries to klepto-snatch Clarisse again I'm going to slap-jack that trick, Philly-style.
by Trick Lovedakids December 28, 2009
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Someone (preferably a girl but also possibly a super gay homo male) that asks to wear your fleece at a bar, and being the kleptobitchiac she is, never returns it. Instead, some random dude she shacked with that night realizes its yours and returns it a month later when you go to his house to blaze a blizzidy..
I was at Reggie's the other night and that kleptobitchiac Shelby jacked my fleece and went home with some dude where she possibly gave him multiple hand-jobs!!!
by DiscoASSmofo December 7, 2010
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Get the Kleptocliteoses mug.A ho who is 94.9999% gay who is really strong and will fight you if you hurt her friends. She is really popular and is the center of attention at times she likes it but at the same time she dosent.
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Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
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