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Klaatu Barada Nikto

What you say when you want to get back fucking home!!
If your trapped in 1300 AD England
Ash has to speak similar words in order to retrieve the Necronomicon but fails to remember it properly "Klaatu. .. Verada. .. Necktie...Nectar...Nickel..."
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"
by A.T Graham July 19, 2009
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klanana

Attention whore.

A Klanana will attempt to gain as much attention as possible through any means necessary. A klanana is a special breed of attention whore that requires attention from an online group of people even when the klanana is not present in that group of people; such as when the klanana is at work, sleeping, or generally afk. The klanana will go afk for extended periods of time, instead of simply disconnecting from the relevant online group, so that it's online presence will continue to receive attention.
Stop being such a Klanana.
by Klare December 9, 2008
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kafa

n. A silly slap on the back of the head, usually done to someone who is trying to be funny and he is not.
"Look at that guy, he is not even funny!"
-"Wanna give him a kafa?"
"Yea!"
by dragonuv October 19, 2008
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kafaeb

Keep it on the down-low. Shut up about it. Keep it a secret.
Zack: I've never been drunk at a party. Kyle: But what about that time at- Zack: Kyle kafaeb!
by Graffitibot117 April 26, 2006
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Klaar

if a woman is klaar, she is considered good looking and ready for klaaring which is the act of being tucked, or sexual intercourse
Murray thought that Morton was klaar and was ready to take his opportunity and klaar her. He tucked.
by nobes88 November 16, 2009
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kalafatis

Kalafatis is the last name of the most UNFAIR teacher ever!!!!!!
Student- Who is that unfair teacher?
Student 2- Mr. Kalafatis, he is so unfair!
by picklepower77 March 14, 2022
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Klaarg

To Klaarg, Is a reference to a particular celebration in the fictional role play game Dungeons and Dragons in which characters of the race Bugbear perform a sexual act involving younglings of the same species
tonight! we Klaarg... and tomorrow, we also Klaarg
by Red Crew Member July 18, 2023
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