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Attention whore.

A Klanana will attempt to gain as much attention as possible through any means necessary. A klanana is a special breed of attention whore that requires attention from an online group of people even when the klanana is not present in that group of people; such as when the klanana is at work, sleeping, or generally afk. The klanana will go afk for extended periods of time, instead of simply disconnecting from the relevant online group, so that it's online presence will continue to receive attention.
Stop being such a Klanana.
klanana by Klare December 9, 2008
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kananakook 

A medical term referring to the innermost part of the anus, and possibly the most important part of the anus. While the exact root of the word is unknown most believe it comes from the Greek 'kananakookus rutulis dennis'.
"Did you hear that during the filming of Brokeback Mountain an actor suffered from a ruptured kananakook?"
kananakook by I. Naidoo April 17, 2006

kananakook 

The pink part of the outer anus, only visible if the cheeks are spread open.
Wow! I just took such a strong shit that i almost ripped my kananakook in half!
kananakook by Cathy S August 29, 2004
HEY KANANA WHAT THE HELL IS UP
Kanana by Itelldatruf May 28, 2018

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026