keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

by PustulePaul January 23, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland

A blunt with kief laced in it.

Hey man, you down to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland after class?

Yeah fer sure, kiefers get me stoned as fuck.

by Jamuell Saxon September 21, 2011

Woman kisser

A woman (self-defined) that likes/enjoys/longs to kiss woman...a lot, a little, peck, deep, long, slow, on the lips and other places of a woman's body.

Oh...look at that woman kisser crossing the street.

by genuinedyke May 8, 2011

Kiefer

Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.

"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"

by Tizz Mizzle July 24, 2007

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

Emily Kinser

She is such a sweet girl. She is so kind, cute, sweet, friendly, smart. If you know her, keep her, especially if your dating her. Emily Kinser is unique and you'll never be able to replace her even if you try. Treat Emily like the queen she is

"Look there's Emily Kinser!"
"Oh damn!"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019