Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

khoona

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

I just drank some Khoona, it tasted like redbull!

by shadowshudder July 2, 2014

Khoang

Manly Man who is incredible at swimming.

Khoang finished his 50-yard freestyle within 30 seconds

by UrbanUrbanLegend June 20, 2009

kooncasian

A white boy that is trying too hard to be a brother.

Hey guys! Look at the little kooncasian. He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009

kheon

tall black guy that plays ball

has madddddddd hops dis guy can jump out da gym, also very handsome and is a prince with the ladies hes just too fresh!!!!!!!!

by kheon August 4, 2004

koon's age

Description of a period of time, ranging from a few days to a few years. Typically expressed as a form of exclamation when first seeing an acquaintance after a long period of absence.

"I haven't seen you in a koon's age!"
"It's been a koon's age since Dirtball cooked me that rotten, dirty hamburger."

by BigMike26 January 17, 2008