kennedy western university

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Also known as Warren National "university"

I couldn't get into college, so I got a Kennedy Western University "degree"

by jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Kenedee

Kenedees are one of a kind. If you're lucky to have one in your life then never let them go. They are incredibly sweet and passionate and will always want whats best for who they care about. They are extremely determined and motivated, not letting anything stop them from achieving their goals. On top of all this, they are some of the most stunning girls in the entire world. Now, Kenedees may experience a short temper but thats okay, its when they stop getting angry at you and don't communicate is when you should worry. You do not want to go to that stage because it's almost irreversible. If you date and hurt a Kenedee, she'll never be able to fully trust you again. So if you date a Kenedee, cherish her, make her feel loved, make her feel like a princess and make her feel important. Kenedees appreciate the small gestures to let her know that you love her. Do not let yourself lose a Kenedee because shes one of a kind and believe me, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

"Mate, have you seen how Kenedee looks today?"
"Yeah mate, she's angelic"

by Leonaunagi May 5, 2019

dead kennedys

THE GREATEST punk band ever ... they arent for anarchy like most of those bands. Jello Biafra is the greatest singer EVER. After he left DK there was no DK, because he IS DK.

Punk Aint No Religous Cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You aint harcore cause u spike your hair
When the jock Still lives inside your head

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

If you came to fight get outta here
You aint no better then the bouncers
We aint tryin to be police
When you ape the cops it aint anarchy

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

Ten Guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other the police state wins
Stab your back, when you trash our halls
Trash a bank, if you got real balls

You still think Swatika's look cool
Well real Nazis run your schools
They're coaches, buisness men, and cops
In forth reich, you'll be the 1st to go

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks
Nazi Punks, FUCK OFF!

You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
Unless you think

by BOBBBBBBB April 28, 2005

Ted Kennedy

Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.

In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”

You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.

In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."

I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.

by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008

jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

Kennedy

Kennedy's are beyond gorgeous and get the guys with their stunning eyes, outstanding body features, and curvyness. They are crazy funny...They'll make you laugh til you piss your pants! Kennedy's aren't normally girly though. Mostly Tom boyish, but they care about their appearance. These girls are unforgettable with their bubbly personalities. You can't help but love them! They always speak their mind and don't care what others think of them. The great Kennedy's have blonde hair and blue eyes, and are VERY smart. Do whatever you can to keep a Kennedy:)

Example #1
Betsy: Whoa! I wish I was like Kennedy!
Sally: I know! She's so perf...*jizzes in her pants*

Example #2
Kyle: Brosef! Did you see that girl over there? I'd kill to get to know her!
Dannie: Dude, you wouldn't have a chance with that Kennedy. She's way too outta your league Bub.

Example #3
Gretchen: Kennedy is just so FLAWLESS! I mean just look at her... Pretty, and smart, and funny, and just so damn hot! I'd totes turn into a lap licker for her...

by The One Who Shall Not Be Named April 18, 2013

Kennedy'd

To be fucked in the three major orifices, as in the quote from JFK that he never really had a woman unless he had her 3 ways.

He sure Kennedy'd her upstairs at the party last night.

by Rotb September 3, 2007