Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

keeping me down

When you try over and over to define in detail the definition for some word that you came up with, for an invention, and the more detail you provide the higher the rejection rate becomes. There are pleanty of words on urban dictionary that have pleanty of descriptive detail.

The main question to ask is why did all of my descriptive details get blocked? The only answer i can come up with is someone is keeping me down.

by doublestandarddems April 24, 2013

Keeping it Real

Is to be able to speak the truth as well as deal with the truth when its spoken to you. Except and give honest facts for what they are and to not turn them into what you want them to be because you keep it real! Where you from does not make you real.

My friend was keeping it real with me so i had to check myself.

by Dsquare September 25, 2015

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Nate Kaeding

An unreliable football player esp. Kickers

Did you see Nate Kaeding miss those field goals against the Jets Late night.

Saints Fan: I'm glad Garrett Hartley didn't mis in OT.
Vikings Fan: Wow... I wish he was Nate Kaeding?

by Jets in SB XLV January 26, 2010

keeping it real

keeping it real- blowing things way out of proportion useually ending in somebody getting a stomping

wow that mascot is keeping it real

by ryan kowalko September 29, 2005

When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004