Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...
-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...
-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
by UrAverageHamSammy June 05, 2024
Juno is the best name for a cat.
Person A: What's the best name?
Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.
Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.
by Juno lover June 10, 2022
"I'm going to Juno my ship."
by P1X1LAT1X April 27, 2023
a guy who's cool, he likes english breakfast tea, manga, lisa frank, good movies, x-men comics, cheap ramen and men.
surprise! it's me!
surprise! it's me!
by lisafrankfanclub April 19, 2022
A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.
by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025
Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.
“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”
“It is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 08, 2022