jumping bean

a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.

I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.

by disgruntled cracker December 27, 2004

Jumping Jahosafats

Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one

Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.

"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"

"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

jumping the fence

while having intercourse, "doggy style", with a female the male suddenly jumps to anal

Sally got mad that Jack was jumping the fence.

by Full Nelson December 31, 2007

Jumping in Shooter Games

Fuck everyone who spams the jump button to avoid getting shot I hope you die

Jumping in Shooter Games

by BaconInspect May 2, 2022

jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005

jumping the mile

To be going ahead of a trend in a doubtful manner

He be jumping the mile with those shoes.

by Misha "The Pimp" December 29, 2006

jumping hippi

a freaky jumping hippi that likes too jump around and rub his testicles on old grand pa's and are generally douche' bags

a weird jumping hippi who thinks he is "cool"

by sammyboy123 November 5, 2008