Jose 

A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.

Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.

Jose by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010

jose 

(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.

1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."

jose by vetusvates January 6, 2009

Jose 

Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!

Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.

Jose by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012

Jose 

A Jose is a great basketball player, runs track, is lightskin, likes girls, and is very good looking

Jose is very cute

Jose by Journalist_01 March 14, 2017

Jose 

pussy, crybaby, meshhead, obsessed with adrienne, lean, rick and morty, grapes, baby bottle, jealous, crazy, overthinker, wants to date adrienne but adrienne blows him off

man that nigga a jose. he keep slidin in my dms on some "go hang out with your other dudes" bullshit

Jose by adriennesuckscock February 1, 2018

Jose 

1. A guy who dupes in Minecraft

2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV

3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month

4. Smells weird

Bro don’t be such a Jose

Bro my bad i pulled a Jose

Jose by Ohifell June 24, 2019

Jose 

He is a great father he is the best Man U would ever find he is hot and sexy

Jose is the best man and sexy A great father he likes to smash

Jose by Lesly cn October 28, 2019