Silky Johnson

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.

Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007

Brian Johnson

The current lead singer for AC/DC since 1980. His debut album with the band was Back in Black, one of the best selling albums of all time. Replaced Bon Scott after his death.

Back in Black, For Those About to Rock, and Razor's Edge are just a few albums released for AC/DC while Brian Johnson was the frontman.

by GooseTKD December 4, 2007

Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

Oh Long Johnson

A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.

Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---

by froggypriza August 21, 2012

Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 19, 2010

John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.

"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"

by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009

Mrs. Johnson

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.

"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

Mrs. Johnson is a sket

by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019