Abram Johan

A man that is not competent in anything, 50, and really annoying.

That guy is acting like Abram Johan, he is so fake.

by hmodified March 8, 2020

carl johan

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

by Geparden May 13, 2016

Yodeling Johan

Getting your asshole licked while you're taking a pis.

I was standing at the toilet taking a pis, when she came up behind me and gave me a Yodeling Johan.

by Winter Springs villian June 12, 2015

dirty johan

a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.

During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!

by dubz13 July 7, 2010

Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a male name (based on a king) and is very popular in Sweden. Carl-Johan is such a romantic and guy with his partner. love from a Carl-Johan is very special.. He looks very tough but is calm and harmonic inside. He is very loving, has a big heart and cares for everyone..if you break his heart.. he will be very sad.. if you are kind to him, he can show you love like no other.. You are a lucky person if u have a connection with a Carl-Johan.

You see that guy.. He's a Carl-Johan

by Everyone_loves_it June 17, 2020

Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.

Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.

by C-J B June 9, 2017

The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019